Do bugs ever get self conscious or judge eachother or have a specific type? like “omg my wings are too big” or “damn her thorax is HUGE”.
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY
you know he dead
“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”
even the fucking bananas
Here’s a little sneak peek of Celine’s fall 2013 bags - the simple clutches in solid colors are perfect
- Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?
man this is all insani-tea
this is absurdit-tea
You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea
Is this reali-tea?
is this just fantas-tea
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosi-tea
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus wanna be black so bad bruh
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